Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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