If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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