super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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