is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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