Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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