i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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