Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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