Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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