WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
porn star boner night. come get it.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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