I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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