It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
me + whiskey = a bad person
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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