covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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