Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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