Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
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That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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