Christians are straight up FREAKS
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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