I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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