what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
i am craving dick and cupcakes
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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