Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
That accounts for only three of the penises
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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