he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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