he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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