i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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