Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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