never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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