So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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