dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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