Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
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