I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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