Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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