so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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