so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
he shaved USA in his pubs
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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