I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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