69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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