yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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