You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
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I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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