The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
is that a dick in a sweater?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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