Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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