A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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