I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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