Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
