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Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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