oh fat girl friday strikes again...
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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