tell your sister to shave her snatch
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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