Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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