sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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