Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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