yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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