after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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