I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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