Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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