Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
